Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Farms Harvested: 745 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Void Armor Forged: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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