TrumpedCraft: The Collapse is Near!

AMERICANS, collapse, consequences, controversial, current events, Europe, global affairs, Government, ignorance, international relations, leadership, ostracize, persona non grata, Plans, Politics, Presidency, trump, TrumpedCraft, unaware, united states, US

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2438
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the political chaos in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape from all the drama and build your own world! We have secret plans underway to ostracize all the political drama and make Minecraft great again! Join us before Europe declares the US as “persona non grata” and escape to a world where the only thing collapsing is your friend’s poorly built house. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	84	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	69	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	97	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	1395
Void Armor Forged:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Void Armor Forged:	23
Crops Grown:	5383	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2249	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Votes:	1651
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Star Shards Collected:	244

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	55
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	314	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Emeralds Found:	8115	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!