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| Players: |
95/400 |
Votes: |
172 |
| Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
48 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: |
23 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
4504 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: |
21 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: |
1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
6 |
| Falling into the Void: |
1 |
Towns Built: |
10 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
