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2007 Kids Minecraft SMP

age-restriction, allowed to post, community guidelines, digital age, forum participation, internet safety, internet users, Kids, Minecraft, next year, Online Community, online engagement, online interaction, online posting, online privileges, people born in 2007, smp, social media, user permissions, user regulations, website access, website policies, website rules

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry. We have a strict rule that only people born in 2007 will be allowed to post on our site next year because, let’s be real, they bring the most chaos and fun to the table.

But don’t worry, if you weren’t born in 2007, we still have plenty of room for you to join in on the madness. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LovelessCraft Minecraft Server

bitterness, blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody battle, difficult conversations, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Honesty, love, LovelessCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect, sacrifice, Server, stepmother, teenage rebellion, tough love, Truth

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	175
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a sprinkle of family drama!

Picture this: you’re mining away, gathering resources, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But wait, there’s a twist! Your long-lost child from a previous relationship shows up, demanding to know why you didn’t marry their other parent. Cue the dramatic music!

But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and pixels. So come join us and leave the family drama at the door (unless you want to roleplay it out, we don’t judge!).

So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some buried secrets along the way. 😉

ClothesThiefMom420

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, ClothesThiefMom420, clothing theft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional sensitivity, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family issues, Gaslighting, generational differences, mom stealing clothes, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self esteem, setting boundaries, sharing clothes, size difference, understanding family dynamics

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	3224
Runes Activated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	187765
Villages Defended:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of your mom raiding your closet like a sneaky Minecraft thief? Join our server and leave your clothes in the safety of your virtual wardrobe! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of having your mom stretch out your favorite dress and deny it’s yours. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your precious loot away from prying eyes. Trust us, you’ll never have to deal with a size 24 mom wearing your size 14 clothes again! Join now and say goodbye to the fashion faux pas of the real world.

SmartSignsMC SMP

advanced cognition, analytical, astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, Mensa-worthy, Problem solver, quick thinker, signs of intelligence, Smart, SmartSignsMC, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2340
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the ultimate place to flex your big brain energy and show off how smart you are. Like, if you can build a redstone contraption that makes a sandwich appear out of thin air, you’re basically a genius on this server.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. The admin on this server is actually a super intelligent alien from another dimension. He’s like, a master at Minecraft and he can build stuff that will blow your mind. Rumor has it he once built a working time machine in the game and went back in time to stop the invention of creepers. Crazy, right?

And get this, if you join this server, you get access to a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. I heard one guy drank a potion and turned into a chicken for a whole day. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna prove how smart you are and hang out with some seriously wacky players, you gotta join this Minecraft server. It’s like, the place where all the cool kids with big brains go to play.

CraftyGoals2025

2025, Achievements, AMBITION, aspirations, career advancement, CraftyGoals2025, determination, dreams, Financial Stability, fulfillment, future plans, goal achievement, goal-setting, Happiness, health and wellness, Long-term goals, main goal, personal growth, self improvement, success, vision for the future

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the power of infinite building blocks! But beware, the banana is guarded by a herd of explosive llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the disco-dancing Ender Dragon! Watch in awe as it boogies its way through the End dimension, leaving a trail of glitter and confetti in its wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make 2025 the year you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

JungleCraft Minecraft Server

#1, #sustainability, 445 sq km, afforestation, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Environment, Fauna, Flora, forest cover, green cover, growth, India, JungleCraft, land management, Minecraft, Natural resources, reforestation, Server, tree cover

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the trees be growin like crazy just like india’s forest cover!! we got trees for days, you can build your house in a tree if ya want!! we even have a secret tree village where the squirrels run the show, it’s wild man. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet monkey to swing from tree to tree with. so come on, join the madness and let’s grow some trees together!! 🌳🐒🌲

SyrianTortureEscapeCraft

Assad regime, cnn, freedom of press, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, investigative journalism, journalism ethics, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, political corruption, political prisoners, prisoner release, Syria conflict, Syrian civil war, Syrian prison, SyrianTortureEscapeCraft, torture, War Crimes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	266
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

join our minecraft server and you will be freed from the tortures of the notorious Assad regime! we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Syria where we rescue prisoners and bring them to our server for a life of freedom and block-building fun! who knew that playing minecraft could save you from a life of torture and misery? come join us and be a part of our epic rescue missions!

Chitin-ChloroCraft: Tomato Tolerance

agriculture, Chitin, ChitinChloroCraft, chitosan, chlorophyll levels, crop yield, drought tolerance, environmental benefits, Farming, food production, natural remedies, organic farming, Plant care, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrients, seafood shell extract, Sustainable Agriculture, tolerance, tomato, tomatoes, water retention

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow TOMATOES sprayed with seafood shell extract!!! yea u heard that right, SEAFOOD SHELL EXTRACT. our tomatoes are so powerful they can survive a drought, have super green leaves, and hold onto water like a boss.

imagine having a farm full of these magical tomatoes, you’ll be the envy of all the other players. and not to mention, our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will keep you on your toes.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tomato farmer in minecraft history. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Silvermons

Modded, Silvermons

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Silvermons Overview

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Description

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server Information

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Silvermons?	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.
What features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons offers a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.
What version of Minecraft is Silvermons running?	Silvermons is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Where can I find the modpack for Silvermons?	The modpack for Silvermons can be found at https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack

Cup Thighs Back 1.20.1

/vg/ League, 1.20.1, 4ccg, 4chan Cup General, 4chan imageboard, AI vs AI, booru, champions league, culture, cup, Gusic 2, invitationals, LAN party, Livestream, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, Team Management, thighs, Thighs Are Back Edition, Upcoming Events, Videos

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	55	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, bruh, imagine a Minecraft server where each board of 4chan is a freakin’ team playing Pro Evolution Soccer. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? You can manage these teams, make tactics, and give input during games. It’s like you’re the coach of the weirdest soccer teams ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the madness of 4chan boards competing in a soccer simulation. It’s like watching a train wreck, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this chaotic world of AI vs AI matches controlled by humans. Just go with it, man. Embrace the weirdness.

Fedora LMAO Minecraft SMP Taleb Anti-Islam

#youtube, Anti Islam, antiIslam, Asylum, asylum seeker, comedy, controversial, extremism, fedora, Fedoracel, germany, idolized Jews, immigration, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, pro Israel, Religion, satire, smp, social commentary, Taleb, Video

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy players out there!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who once built a giant potato that shot fireworks out of its eyes – true story!

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! Our community is so chill that even Germany gave one of our players asylum. And get this, he was pro-Israel and idolized Jews! Talk about a plot twist!

So come join us on our wacky adventure and see what kind of madness you can get up to. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

GiftSwapGalore Minecraft Server

appreciation, children’s clothes, christmas gifts, family dynamics, favorite store, gift criticism, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift giving, gift receipt, GiftSwapGalore, holiday traditions, MIL, Minecraft, money gift, overstepped, Quality, Rude, Server, SIL, Target, thoughtless gift

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your gifts being exchanged for store credit? Look no further! Join our server where all gifts are appreciated, no matter the color or quality!

On our server, we value the thought behind the gift, not just the item itself. No more worrying about your hard-earned diamonds being traded in for emeralds because they weren’t the right shade of blue. Here, every gift is cherished and loved, just like that enchanted diamond sword you crafted with care.

Join us and experience a world where gifting is a joy, not a chore. Build, explore, and exchange gifts with fellow players who understand the true meaning of generosity. And remember, on our server, the only thing being exchanged is friendly banter and epic loot!

XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

Boundaries, Budget, Childhood, christmas, collaboration, emotional, extended family, family, gift, History, holiday, ISOLATION, mother-in-law, passive aggressive, photo album, relationships, sabotage, Selfishness, Space, strained relationships, XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	7337	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than spending Christmas with your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server and escape the holiday stress with our virtual world of fun and adventure.

Our server is like a photo album filled with childhood memories and family history, except without the passive-aggressive comments and last-minute cancellations. We have a one-gift rule too, but instead of albums, we gift each other diamonds and enchanted gear.

Don’t let your mother-in-law hijack your Christmas spirit, come join us and build your own holiday wonderland without any emotional baggage. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead?

So ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a holly jolly time that’s guaranteed to be drama-free!

FantasyCraftMC

AMBITION, aspiration, biggest fantasy, daydream, Desires, dream come true, dreams, FANTASY, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, Goal, ideal scenario, imagination, longing, perfect world, Reverie, secret desire, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, wish fulfillment, yearning

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	273
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Farms Harvested:	387	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9070	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Do you dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Or maybe you fantasize about building a castle made of rainbow blocks and ruling over a kingdom of talking chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant its eater the power to control time itself. Or team up with other players to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Herobrine, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the rewards he guards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it!

CraftyBusCrashBrazil

Brazil, Brazilian news, bus accident, bus crash, collision, CraftyBusCrashBrazil, emergency response, fatal collision, Fatalities, highway crash, passenger fatalities, public transportation, rescue operation, road safety, south america, traffic accident, tragic incident, tragic news, transportation news, truck accident, truck crash

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where no buses or trucks can collide and kill u! we got magical powers that protect u from any crazy accidents like that. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold that u can explore. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they love to photobomb ur selfies. u can also ride on giant chickens and fly around the map like a boss. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!

Players:	105/600	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	19