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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8870 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6993 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 578 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.
But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!