| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2292 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1380 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2868 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2803 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5415 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7176 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 169 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2013 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 174 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3098 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3845 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5336 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4366 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8472 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1555 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 28 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8378 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 224189 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1135 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 197 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 1894 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8740 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1605 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4051 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7182 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2316 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6287 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3728 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9687 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 368 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 296 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1389 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Potions Brewed: | 108 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2785 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4750 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
