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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1500 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
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