[Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

#1 player in the universe, an emoji, Beautiful, biggest confirmed singular draw in professional wrestling today, Brat, cheerful, cute, Friendly, funny, has AURA, Minecraft, News, perfect, Pure, Smart, Smooth, smp, Soft, STRONG, superior to Taylor Swift in every way imaginable, supreme talent, the God of Joshi, Tremendous, Uplifting, winner of the Joshi Civil War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Animals Bred:	30
Farms Harvested:	589	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	6824
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	7016

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Buildings Constructed:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Votes:	7821
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2368
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1525	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9173
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	959
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2304	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	3517
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!