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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3384 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a flying pig. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest and become the ultimate pigman warrior?
Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone accidentally blows up the spawn point with a stack of TNT. Oops!