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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1580 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!
2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!
3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.
4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!
5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.
So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!