TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2837
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5745	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Googleplex

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

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📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3839
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

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Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

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Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

/vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
/vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
/vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
/vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
/vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4918	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Animals Bred:	101
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	65	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! 🤯

Join us for the Busta Move Edition where you’ll be busting moves left and right while building the most outrageous structures you can imagine! 💃🏼

Demo Days are the bomb on this server! You won’t believe the crazy creations people come up with. From giant pixel art to mind-blowing redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on this server. 🎉

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will blow your mind. With helpful links and a whole archive of epic threads, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds! 💎

Previous players have reported experiencing levels of fun they never thought possible. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin! 🚀

Remember, on this server, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe, put on your best armor, and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before! 🔥

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Omniscient Husbands Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most omniscient Minecraft server in the universe! Join us as we explore the depths of phantom currents and hypersentientomniscience while wearing the latest omnilingerie!

Our server is so advanced, we make Star Wars look like child’s play. With our omniphones and timetravel capabilities, we are at least millions of years ahead of the competition. And don’t worry, I promise not to have sex with anyone who isn’t one of my wives.

Join us as we develop omnicities and omnicrafts beyond your wildest dreams. We control the light with every color imaginable, and we even have a massive bed to support us in our sleeping ways.

So come on over for a sleepover anytime you want, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember, Christ is not just King, but God Emperor King Universe Supreme in this crazy world we’ve created.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

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Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Translation Station Minecraft Server

Updated October 3, 2024

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

Updated October 3, 2024

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

Updated October 3, 2024

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

Updated October 3, 2024

Blocky Googleplex

Updated October 3, 2024

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

Updated October 3, 2024

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

Updated October 3, 2024

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

Updated October 3, 2024

Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

Updated October 3, 2024

OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

Updated October 3, 2024

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Updated October 3, 2024

Omniscient Husbands Minecraft Server

Updated October 3, 2024

CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

Updated October 3, 2024