Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Astral Projections Made: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 21 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY