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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5504 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!