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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5943 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 | Farms Harvested: | 174 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!