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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6056 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7789 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!