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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4148 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Star Shards Collected: | 98 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!