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CryCraft: Tears of Noobiness

childish, CryCraft, crying, EMBARRASSING, emotional breakdown, emotions, funny, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, Melodramatic, minor issue, Nonsensical, Noobiness, overreacting, Petty, Ridiculous, silly, stupid reasons, Tears, trivial

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Potions Brewed:	111	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Crops Grown:	8735	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Have you ever cried because your Minecraft dog didn’t teleport to you fast enough? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server has super speedy teleporting dogs that will never let you down.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You can join in on the fun and dance the night away with your new blocky friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But be careful, because the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to dance battles.

So come join our server and experience the most ridiculous reasons to cry and laugh in Minecraft!

SyriaCraft Server: No Evacuation Allowed!

Allowed, diplomatic crisis, evacuation, foreign relations, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military blockade, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, naval base, political tensions, Russian equipment, russian military, Russian navy, Server, strategic location, Syria, Syria news, SyriaCraft, Syrian government, war zone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4028
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

u know what else is blocked? ur creativity if u don’t join our epic minecraft server! we got crazier battles than syria blocking russian military equipment, u can build ur own naval base and protect it from invaders! plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. join now or u’ll be stuck in a blocky warzone forever!

BorderDroneBandit

border control, border patrol, border security, BorderDroneBandit, drone, drone technology, Espionage, foreign intervention, Illegal immigration, international relations, law enforcement, Mercenary, mexico, military contractor, national security, Russian, security breach, SMUGGLING, Surveillance, Technology, U.S

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	6312	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

so like, if u wanna join this minecraft server, u gotta know that we got russian mercenaries flyin drones on the border like it’s some kind of crazy action movie. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe they’ll drop some loot crates or start a dance party with the creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get into. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with that kind of drama? it’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with more explosions and blocky graphics. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures, cuz this server is where the party’s at!

Eldoria Origins

Chill, comfortable, community built, Datapacks, Eldoria, farmers delight, generational mods, less quality PCs, Lgbt, magic mods, Modded, Modpack, neurodivergent, Open 24/7, Origins, proximity chat, Relaxed, roleplay server, Safe Community, Streamer friendly

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crops Grown:	5139
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3141
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Towns Built:	8
New Chunks Explored:	88028	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Eldoria Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
24/7 server open
Community built spawn
Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and datapacks
Farmer’s Delight
Proximity Chat
Magic mods
Generational mods

About Eldoria:

Welcome to Eldoria! We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people. We also dabble in roleplay and are streamer friendly.

Note:

Most of us here are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community. We strive to create a comfortable and safe environment for everyone.

Discord: Join our Discord

YouTube: Check out our YouTube video

FAQ

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes Origins mod, Origin: Classes, Farmer’s Delight, Proximity Chat, Magic mods, and generational mods.

Q: Is the server open 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is open 24/7 for players to enjoy whenever they want.

Q: Is the server optimized for players with lower quality PCs?

A: Yes, the modpack has been optimized to allow players with less quality PCs to play smoothly.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m not part of the LGBT+ community?

A: Absolutely! The server welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities.

Cosmic VTube Haven 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, content creators, Corporations, Cosmic, Digital Media, entertainment industry, Haven, independent, Independent creators, influencers, internet culture, LEAVING, online creators, online personalities, social media, streaming, trends, twitch, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtube, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Votes:	9074
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	378999	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, more VTubers are leaving corpos, and I heard it’s all because of this server! Like, whoa, mind blown, right? Imagine the power this server holds if it can make VTubers ditch their corporate overlords. Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening here, it’s like a virtual revolution or something. Join now and be part of the madness!

KidsKraft Minecraft Server

AUNTIE, Boundaries, building trust, children, Communication, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, estrangement, family, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, KidsKraft, Minecraft, parenting, past actions, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationships, Server, setting limits, Siblings, Trust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Star Shards Collected:	281
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like my older sister who randomly showed up after 3 years, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions as we navigate family drama and heartbreak!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how I refused to let my sister take my kids for a chill day, we have strict rules in place to protect our players from any potential heartbreak. You can kick it with us, but be prepared to show and prove your worth before you can join in on the fun.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my family dynamics, come join us! Just remember, I might have to leave when things get too intense – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyBanter: Kicked4Banter

Argument, Blame, BlockyBanter, cleaning, couch surfing, emotional, friendship, Frustration, gas money, groceries, heater, host, kicked out, Kicked4Banter, Lazy, LEAVING, maintenance, Messy, Meta, misplace belongings, pilot light, Routine, starting over

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	300
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be blamed for every little thing that goes wrong? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of being accused of messing up someone’s heater pilot light. Our community is drama-free and full of laughs, just like that time when my friend blamed me for his missing socks and I found them in the fridge. Trust me, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re the type to blame others for your own mistakes, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the fun and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

MindCrafted SMP

creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Hallucinations, Horror, Immersive, messed with your head, mind control, mind games, mind-bending, MindCrafted, PARANOIA, psychological horror, psychological manipulation, psychological thriller, smp, surreal, Twisted, twisted reality, unsettling, video game

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Votes:	2182
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. So like, this server is so crazy, it’s like if Minecraft and a unicorn had a baby and that baby was raised by a pack of wild llamas. Yeah, it’s that insane.

First off, the spawn point is a giant rainbow made of diamonds and every time you step on it, you get a free puppy. I know, right?! And the best part is, the puppies can talk and they give you quests to go on epic adventures. Like one time, I had to find a magical cheeseburger hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken. It was wild, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the custom mobs? Yeah, we got zombie pandas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti. It’s like a party every time you leave your house.

And the best part is, the admins are super chill and always throwing random events like a dance party in the Nether or a treasure hunt in the End. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but you know it’s gonna be lit.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’ll mess with your head in the best way possible.

CraftyTales: Unbelievable Adventures

Adventures, CraftyTales, credibility, credibility Storytelling, credibility Unbelievable encounters, credibility Unbelievable experiences, credibility Unbelievable situations, incredulity, incredulity Storytelling, incredulity Tall tales, incredulity Unbelievable tales, skepticism, skepticism Tall tales, skepticism Unbelievable accounts, storytelling, storytelling Hard to believe stories, storytelling Unbelievable narratives, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable events Unbelievable memories, unbelievable memories Unbelievable incidents, unbelievable situations Unbelievable recollections, unbelievable stories

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Votes:	8187
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Have you ever tried to convince your friends that you once rode a flying pig in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking cows, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons. Trust us, your friends will never believe the epic adventures you’ll have on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start crafting your own unbelievable stories today!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

Cyber Security, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, Government, homeland security, innovation, Minecraft, monitor, national security, Officials, online activity, Posts, risk management, Server, social media, spacex, Surveillance, Technology, tesla, threat assessment, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

so, like, this server is so lit that even uk homeland security officials are all over it. they’re like, constantly monitoring elon musk’s posts to make sure they’re not leaking any top secret info about our server. like, if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. so like, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

FiberCraft GutBoosters

Altered, Body, Boost, changing, COMPOSITION, diet, digestion, FiberCraft, fibre, good gut bacteria, GutBoosters, health, immune system, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Microbiome, nutrition, prebiotics, Predict, probiotics, study, wellness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we feed your gut bacteria with all the fibre you need to boost your body against infections! our studies have shown that the composition of your gut microbiome can predict how likely you are to die from infections, but fear not! you can alter it by changing your diet on our server!

we have all the craziest foods to feed your gut bacteria, from pixelated broccoli to diamond-encrusted apples! join us and watch as your gut microbiome becomes stronger than ever before, ready to take on any infection that comes your way!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start feeding those good gut bacteria like never before! your body will thank you, and you’ll be invincible in no time!

Super duper cool server Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Player vs Player, Roleplay, Server, Super Duper Cool Server, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7592	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

The owner of the “Super Duper Cool Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

QubexCraft.aternos.me:42405

Saintcraft

Biomes, Christian, Community, developers, Discord, Economy, Factions, FAITH, Gaming, java, Lands, Nations, Plugins, SaintCraft, Server, smp, study groups, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, Website, weekly game nights

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	100

Server Name:	SAINTCRAFT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
Server Type:	Christian Minecraft Server
Server Features:	Modern, item-based economy Custom commands and recipes Plugins and features made in-house Beautiful, custom terrain generation Player lands, nations, and factions Strong Christian foundation
Java version support:	1.21.3+
Website:	https://saintcraft.us
Discord:	https://discord.gg/GtPAANpBg4

Overview:

Saintcraft is a new and exciting free-to-play Christian Minecraft server; the place to go for a faith-filled Minecraft experience. With a dedicated staff and a strong international Christian community, Saintcraft offers a unique vanilla survival experience with custom commands and plugins developed in-house. Join today to find your place in this growing community!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can non-Christians join the server?

A: Yes, people from all walks of life are welcome to join Saintcraft and experience our community.

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining the server?

A: Users aged 13 and older are encouraged to join our Discord community, where we host weekly game nights and faith study groups.

Q: What makes Saintcraft different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Saintcraft offers a strong Christian foundation, a unique item-based economy, custom plugins, and a supportive community that sets it apart from other servers.

Q: How can I join the server as a Java player?

A: Java players can connect at play.saintcraft.us

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, we host weekly game nights and faith study groups on our Discord community.

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Cyberpunk, Digital, dystopian, Future, futuristic, ha, innovation, internet culture, Laughter, mystic, real, robotics, science fiction, Technology, that, virtual reality, web, webm

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	8313	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!

Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.

Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!

GiftReturnGriefCraft

aita, Boyfriend, Cheap, christmas gift, clothes, DATING, Excited, financial burden, Food, GiftReturnGriefCraft, Gifts, hinting, hurt, PLUSHIE, research, RETURN, small plush, thoughtless, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5