Trans Minecraft SMP Thinkpad | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanter: Kicked4Banter

Argument, Blame, BlockyBanter, cleaning, couch surfing, emotional, friendship, Frustration, gas money, groceries, heater, host, kicked out, Kicked4Banter, Lazy, LEAVING, maintenance, Messy, Meta, misplace belongings, pilot light, Routine, starting over

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be blamed for every little thing that goes wrong? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of being accused of messing up someone’s heater pilot light. Our community is drama-free and full of laughs, just like that time when my friend blamed me for his missing socks and I found them in the fridge. Trust me, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re the type to blame others for your own mistakes, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the fun and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

MindCrafted SMP

creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Hallucinations, Horror, Immersive, messed with your head, mind control, mind games, mind-bending, MindCrafted, PARANOIA, psychological horror, psychological manipulation, psychological thriller, smp, surreal, Twisted, twisted reality, unsettling, video game

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Mines Excavated:	1983
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Chimeras Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. So like, this server is so crazy, it’s like if Minecraft and a unicorn had a baby and that baby was raised by a pack of wild llamas. Yeah, it’s that insane.

First off, the spawn point is a giant rainbow made of diamonds and every time you step on it, you get a free puppy. I know, right?! And the best part is, the puppies can talk and they give you quests to go on epic adventures. Like one time, I had to find a magical cheeseburger hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken. It was wild, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the custom mobs? Yeah, we got zombie pandas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti. It’s like a party every time you leave your house.

And the best part is, the admins are super chill and always throwing random events like a dance party in the Nether or a treasure hunt in the End. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but you know it’s gonna be lit.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’ll mess with your head in the best way possible.

CraftyTales: Unbelievable Adventures

Adventures, CraftyTales, credibility, credibility Storytelling, credibility Unbelievable encounters, credibility Unbelievable experiences, credibility Unbelievable situations, incredulity, incredulity Storytelling, incredulity Tall tales, incredulity Unbelievable tales, skepticism, skepticism Tall tales, skepticism Unbelievable accounts, storytelling, storytelling Hard to believe stories, storytelling Unbelievable narratives, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable events Unbelievable memories, unbelievable memories Unbelievable incidents, unbelievable situations Unbelievable recollections, unbelievable stories

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	51

Have you ever tried to convince your friends that you once rode a flying pig in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking cows, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons. Trust us, your friends will never believe the epic adventures you’ll have on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start crafting your own unbelievable stories today!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

Cyber Security, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, Government, homeland security, innovation, Minecraft, monitor, national security, Officials, online activity, Posts, risk management, Server, social media, spacex, Surveillance, Technology, tesla, threat assessment, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4895
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Towns Built:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

so, like, this server is so lit that even uk homeland security officials are all over it. they’re like, constantly monitoring elon musk’s posts to make sure they’re not leaking any top secret info about our server. like, if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. so like, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

FiberCraft GutBoosters

Altered, Body, Boost, changing, COMPOSITION, diet, digestion, FiberCraft, fibre, good gut bacteria, GutBoosters, health, immune system, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Microbiome, nutrition, prebiotics, Predict, probiotics, study, wellness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we feed your gut bacteria with all the fibre you need to boost your body against infections! our studies have shown that the composition of your gut microbiome can predict how likely you are to die from infections, but fear not! you can alter it by changing your diet on our server!

we have all the craziest foods to feed your gut bacteria, from pixelated broccoli to diamond-encrusted apples! join us and watch as your gut microbiome becomes stronger than ever before, ready to take on any infection that comes your way!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start feeding those good gut bacteria like never before! your body will thank you, and you’ll be invincible in no time!

Super duper cool server Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Player vs Player, Roleplay, Server, Super Duper Cool Server, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9788	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	98

The owner of the “Super Duper Cool Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

QubexCraft.aternos.me:42405

Saintcraft

Biomes, Christian, Community, developers, Discord, Economy, Factions, FAITH, Gaming, java, Lands, Nations, Plugins, SaintCraft, Server, smp, study groups, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, Website, weekly game nights

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Buildings Constructed:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9888
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Animals Bred:	112
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Server Name:	SAINTCRAFT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
Server Type:	Christian Minecraft Server
Server Features:	Modern, item-based economy Custom commands and recipes Plugins and features made in-house Beautiful, custom terrain generation Player lands, nations, and factions Strong Christian foundation
Java version support:	1.21.3+
Website:	https://saintcraft.us
Discord:	https://discord.gg/GtPAANpBg4

Overview:

Saintcraft is a new and exciting free-to-play Christian Minecraft server; the place to go for a faith-filled Minecraft experience. With a dedicated staff and a strong international Christian community, Saintcraft offers a unique vanilla survival experience with custom commands and plugins developed in-house. Join today to find your place in this growing community!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can non-Christians join the server?

A: Yes, people from all walks of life are welcome to join Saintcraft and experience our community.

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining the server?

A: Users aged 13 and older are encouraged to join our Discord community, where we host weekly game nights and faith study groups.

Q: What makes Saintcraft different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Saintcraft offers a strong Christian foundation, a unique item-based economy, custom plugins, and a supportive community that sets it apart from other servers.

Q: How can I join the server as a Java player?

A: Java players can connect at play.saintcraft.us

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, we host weekly game nights and faith study groups on our Discord community.

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Cyberpunk, Digital, dystopian, Future, futuristic, ha, innovation, internet culture, Laughter, mystic, real, robotics, science fiction, Technology, that, virtual reality, web, webm

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!

Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.

Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!

GiftReturnGriefCraft

aita, Boyfriend, Cheap, christmas gift, clothes, DATING, Excited, financial burden, Food, GiftReturnGriefCraft, Gifts, hinting, hurt, PLUSHIE, research, RETURN, small plush, thoughtless, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, best compliment, blocktastic, Boost, CompliCraft, Confidence, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, gratefulness, kind words, positive feedback, praise, Received, recognition, self esteem, smp, thankful, thankful heart, validation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	4984
Enchantments Applied:	172	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?

And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!

CraftyDateNight

amazing date, awesome date, best date, CraftyDateNight, Date night, dream date, fantastic date, favorite date, great date, ideal date, incredible date, long term relationship, love story, memorable date, perfect date, romantic date, romantic evening, special date, unforgettable date, wonderful date

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	646	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4988
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Have you ever gone on a date with a Creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! On our server, you can go on romantic walks with explosive companions and watch the sunset together as they blow up everything in sight. It’s a blast, literally!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off an army of zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig. Trust us, it’s a real squeal!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that lays enchanted eggs. Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a magical poultry friend like that?

So why waste time on boring dates when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server

Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, foreign policy, Government, handling, international relations, leadership, meduza, military intervention, Minecraft, oligarchs, Palace, Politics, putin, Putins, PvP, Reports, Russian elite, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Void Armor Forged:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!

CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense

air defenses, Alliance, control, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Support, transition of power, trump, Trump administration, TrumpedDefense, Ukraine, US

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!

BlockBrain Memory Loss – PTSD Haven

BlockBrain, Haven, Loss, Memory, ptsd

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we help u suppress memories like a pro! our brain scans show dat u can recover ur memory control and become a memory master! we got da hippocampus on lock, cuz we all about dat key memory center in da brain, yo. if u got chronic PTSD, no worries, we help u gain volume in ur hippocampi like never before. join now for a wild ride of memory madness and epic recoveries!

PunchCraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, bald hero, comedy, funny hero, garou, Genos, Hero, hero association, japanese animation, Manga, One Punch Man, Popular Anime, powerful hero, PunchCraft, saitama, satire, satire on superheroes, SuperHero, tatsumaki, webcomic

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	4215
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Join our Minecraft server because we have a player who used to be problematic but now he’s totally chill and not causing any drama. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wild transformation? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, so hop on board and let’s see where this crazy ride takes us!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9