Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

    Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

    Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

    Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

    Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

    And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 265 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

    Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

    Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

    Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

    Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

    But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Farms Harvested: 383
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Critter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

    But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

    Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Potions Brewed: 168

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

    Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

    Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2847 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

    Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Potions Brewed: 178
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 326985 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

    Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

    But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

    Pixel Pals – Minecraft server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

    We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

    Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

    Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ores Mined: 7895
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

    Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Mines Excavated: 2227
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 299 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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