Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

    Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

    ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dimension Hops: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Gif Master Minecraft SMP

    Gif Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

    Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

    But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

    Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Towns Built: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Is Real Minecraft Server

    Is Real Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

    Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

    But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country
    Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 964511 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 171 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    -Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

    ”’>Winning Game
    Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Crops Grown: 2079 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7413 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixel Link SMP – General PXL

    Pixel Link SMP – General PXL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious, magical, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play alongside the clumsiest girl next door, the silliest girly girl, and even a chuuni seiso girl who’s ready to take on the world (of Minecraft, that is).

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.

    With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 2464
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 633 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Farms Harvested: 511

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Illinois TV Minecraft Server

    Illinois TV Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

    Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

    Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

    Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

    Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

    Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

    Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

    And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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