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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8387	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7416	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	5854

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Votes:	5195
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Void Armor Forged:	29	Buildings Constructed:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	57	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchantments Applied:	101

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5520	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	3591
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8270	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchantments Applied:	235

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	92/600	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Crops Grown:	3836	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23