Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have a deal for you! Join our server and trade your East Coast trading card for Alberta, Manitoba, and Sask trading cards! Why, you ask? Because we need more people on our server and apparently, we need more Republicans too. Don’t ask me why, I just work here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Euphonium City Minecraft Server

    Euphonium City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

    Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

    Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Anonymous Minecraft Server

    The Anonymous Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

    System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

    Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

    So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CivWorld Minecraft server

    CivWorld Minecraft server
    CivWorld is a civilization server where you can have fun with friends and improve your Minecraft skills with our challenging challenges!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 959 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Arab Oasis Minecraft Server

    Arab Oasis Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even American right wingers are joining in on the fun! With only 24% of Arabs in the US being Muslim, you can bet that our server is full of surprises. Who knew Arab Muslims could be so wild in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a crazy adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Arab Muslims. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most scrungly Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just play Minecraft, we live Minecraft. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is like /lig/ but in Minecraft form. We only accept players who have at least 500 diamonds in their inventory at all times. Gotta flex those riches, am I right? – Want to shill your 499 diamond oshi? Sorry, not on this server. We only accept the crème de la crème of Minecraft players. You gotta be a Minecraft partner or the equivalent in numbers to even think about joining. – Our player rankings are off the charts! Just like how we rank indie vtubers, we rank our players based on how many creepers they’ve defeated. It’s a tough competition, but hey, that’s the price of being a Minecraft VIP. – Non-English players are welcome too! We have players from all over the world, each bringing their own unique playstyle to the server. From Japanese redstone masters to Chinese mining experts, we’ve got it all. – And don’t even get me started on the exclusive Minecraft mods we have. From Koikatsu cards for some spicy Minecraft fun to a Wheel of Names to decide who gets the last enchanted apple, we’ve got everything you need for a wild Minecraft adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the scrungly Edition like never before! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Audio Through Controller Minecraft SMP

    Audio Through Controller Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness that goes down on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. And if you can find it, you’ll be treated to the ultimate dance-off with the creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Powerman 5000 Minecraft Server

    Powerman 5000 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the powerman 5000 of vidya games! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from the legendary Minecraft ghost.

    – Our admins are like real-life wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? No problem! Just ask and you shall receive.

    – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    – Our server is so popular, even Notch himself logs on to play. He’s always looking for new ideas for updates, and where better to find inspiration than our crazy world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP

    TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like you’re the only one putting in effort in your relationships? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only effort you need to put in is building the most epic bases and trolling your friends! Don’t worry about bothering anyone with texts, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a diamond sword-wielding warrior. Join now and never feel like you’re the only one putting in effort again!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixel Planet Minecraft Server

    Pixel Planet Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where 25% of the planet is Indian and 25% is Muslim! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!

    – Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.

    – But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.

    So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • /Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    /Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

    Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

    CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

    Pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

    The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

    Logs `/co i` are available to each player

    Ps before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on discord.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than your future! Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come their way.

    But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner includes the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – perfect for slicing and dicing your way through any obstacles in your path.

    Join us for the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battle between candy-loving skeletons and rose-wielding witches. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

    And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – because who doesn’t love free stuff? Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are up for grabs in all regions. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more diamonds and less disappointment.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm filled with enchanted pigs and talking sheep. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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