Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magic Items Found: 3483

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

    Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

    That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

    But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

    If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trump Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Ores Mined: 3634
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

    Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

    Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

    Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Magic Items Found: 5642
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

    > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

    We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

    Gone to Craft Minecraft Server
    If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 954152 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

    Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

    But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

    So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Potions Brewed: 192

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

    TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

    You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

    Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

    The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

    There is also a plot on the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4102
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Crops Grown: 9334
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty SMP Advice Giver

    Crafty SMP Advice Giver
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6275 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Zombie Dances: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

    Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

    Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

    So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Mines Excavated: 3809
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player

    iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 870 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of Brexit in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the madness of politics by building your own virtual world where you make all the rules.

    On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.

    So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Animals Bred: 35 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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