If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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