If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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