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ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

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ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and troll your friends to your heart’s content! Join now for a chance to play with our legendary players like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a castle in under 5 minutes using only dirt blocks!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ? Rumor has it that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden pickaxe and a stack of rotten flesh. And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり – they once built a rollercoaster that went from the Nether to the Overworld in under 10 seconds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right! Just beware of players like Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who has a habit of turning every block they touch into TNT. It’s all fun and games until your house gets blown sky-high!

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  • No_Windows_No_Problem Minecraft SMP

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    No_Windows_No_Problem Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s keeping track?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a giant talking chicken who challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and suddenly, your character gains the ability to fly (because why not?). As you soar through the sky, you come across a secret underground lair filled with treasure and…wait, is that a group of llamas playing poker? Only on our server, my friend.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom mods that turn all the creepers into friendly kittens and every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor. Plus, our server runs on a super lightweight, modified edition of Windows that not only boosts your gaming performance but also comes with a built-in disco mode for those impromptu dance parties.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!).

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  • CIA Middle School

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    CIA Middle School

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    CIA Middle School

    CIA SMP is a newly created semi-vanilla SMP! We have all the basics like /tpa /tpr and /home, but we are ready to expand and add what the community wants! We have a premium anticheat and an almost perfect config that wont let anyone cheat. Our hardware is good eneugh to allow the server to grow for many years to come! JOIN NOW!

    cia.xhost.win:25566

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  • Erdtree’s Shadow Minecraft Server

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    Erdtree’s Shadow Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Shadow of the Erdtree GOTY 2024 confirmed! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so epic that it has been confirmed as the Game of the Year for 2024, even though it’s only 2021! That’s how ahead of the game we are. – We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare loot, but you have to solve a series of riddles to find it. Good luck! – Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to fly on a magic carpet? No problem. The possibilities are endless! – We have a giant chicken boss that drops a diamond pickaxe every time you defeat it. Who needs mining when you have a chicken boss? – Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself has tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing. Sorry, Herobrine!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the insanity for yourself!

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  • Why Is Romance Dead Amongst Faggots? Minecraft SMP

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    Why Is Romance Dead Amongst Faggots? Minecraft SMP

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    Looking for love in a Minecraft SMP? Look no further, because our server is the place where romance is alive and thriving amongst all the faggots!

    Join us and you might just find your cute Aussie twink or any other type of gay bottom you desire. Our players are not just looking for promiscuity and degrading hookups, they are looking for long-term, affectionate relationships that will make your heart flutter.

    Don’t be fooled by other servers, come to ours and experience the love and connection that only faggots can provide. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate among the blocks and pixels of Minecraft!

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