Townymasters

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchantments Applied:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

We are Brand New! [September 2023]I’m just finishing the server setup and currently Recruiting Admins / Mods / Builders / Discord Mods / Devs and more.The Right Fit: I’m looking for people who love playing and working on Minecraft. I’ve been playing Towny since its release and have decided to make a Fun Towny Server of my own to share with like-minded individuals.Come hang out and watch the server grow or join the staff and let’s make an amazing Towny Server for ALL to enjoy!We’ve got some cool stuff on the server already: Auction HouseItem linking in chat – Custom Enchantments (nothing that breaks the game) – McMMO – Jobs – Discord / Server Chat link! (Talk to players on the server via Discord and vise versa) – Vote Crates and other Crates – Slimefun – Ranks – Shops – Player Warps (create warps to your shop, etc.) – Dynmap (interactive map for the server)We’ll eventually be setting up PVP/Dungeons/MiniGames and more!

31.214.220.56

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Farms Harvested:	883
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7247
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8324	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Towns Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4345
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	110
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	457316
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Villages Defended:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	281
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	3404	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	91
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Alien Abductions:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.