| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 38 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.
On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.
But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.
So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 121 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3761 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”
so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1866 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7794 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.
Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4206 | Potions Brewed: | 173 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 480 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.
So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
