Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8316
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	52	Mines Excavated:	3745

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Animals Bred:	116
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7426
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	1209
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	374477
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Void Gems Collected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Divine Spears Created:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	677231	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	New Chunks Explored:	287773

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6966
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Epic Invasion Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Conflict Resolution, Country, defense mechanisms, defense tactics, defensive measures, Diplomacy, Epic, foreign policy, homeland security, international relations, Invades, Invasion, military intervention, military invasion, military strategy, national defense, national sovereignty, Realm, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, war planning, what to do

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Star Shards Collected:	52
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Bruh, join this Minecraft server if you want to invade countries without consequences. Like, who needs diplomacy when you can just build a TNT cannon and blow up your enemies’ bases? Plus, we have a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. It’s clucking hilarious! So come on, join us and start your conquest for world domination, one block at a time.

Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

apartment costs 300k, budgeting, earning 10k, Expenses, Financial goals, future plans, gooning, inflation, Life, living with parents, Minecraft, moving out, nightwalking, personal finance, Plan, playing video games, r8 my life plan, Rate, reading books, saving for own apartment, saving money, smp, watching movies, working 120 hours a week, working 240 hours per month

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?