so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Zombie Dances: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Enchantments Applied: 91
    Magic Items Found: 3593 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5382

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Alien Abductions: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 1612
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7515 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Dimension Hops: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Ores Mined: 5699 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Towns Built: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 188428 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7256
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Animals Bred: 167
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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