so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 20
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Towns Built: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Villages Defended: 17 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Dimension Hops: 11
    Falling into the Void: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Animals Bred: 64 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2146 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1543 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/player-vs-piglin-bloopers/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Farms Harvested: 804 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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