Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

mental health, agoraphobia, self-care, fear, Support

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

Sickness, flu, Doctor, diarrhea, Quarantine

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

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ParentalPunishCraft

Chores, timeout, worst punishment, parents, Reprimand

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

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RuskiBustersMC

Vladimir Putin, current events, RuskiBustersMC, restrictions, foreign policy

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

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Campus Crafters 1.21.1

High angles, Full bodies, College Edition, Low angles, portraits

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

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Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Anon’s Snoot Archive, Fang board playlists, Minecraft, FICS, Mods

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

ParentalPunishCraft

RuskiBustersMC

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP