Totoco | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyNationUSA

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mines Excavated:	1619	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchantments Applied:	123	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Items Found:	3229
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	65	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
New Chunks Explored:	956617	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Animals Bred:	74	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	963785	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

GuildStone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy SMP Story Friends Connections Non-competitive Adventure Community Building Exploration PvP Roleplay Creativity Quests Minigames Farming Crafting Redstone Socializing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.

play.guildstone.org

Whispering Streamers 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, 930835177, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming Community, gossip, influencers, internet personalities, Live streaming, News, online gaming, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, twitch streamers, video games, whispering

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9309	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

But wait, there’s more! This server has more mods and plugins than a squirrel has nuts. You want crazy adventures? We got ’em. You want epic battles? We got those too. You want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage? Well, why the heck not, we’re all about that here.

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a tutu. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness.

ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA

BETRAYAL, changing interests, childhood friend, ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA, communication breakdown, Conflict, drifting apart, Emotional distance, friendship, growing apart, hurt feelings, Jealousy, lack of effort, long-term grudge, lost connection, misunderstanding, Moving away, stopped talking, toxic relationship, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7952	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of your childhood friend stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about your precious loot being swiped by your former BFF ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for some spooky thrills and a drama-free gaming experience, come join us today!

CraftyOilFears

Climb, commodities, CraftyOilFears, CRUDE OIL, Demand, Economy, Energy Markets, FEARS, geopolitical tensions, global trade, inflation, market volatility, Oil prices, OPEC, production, sanctions, stock market, supply disruption, trade war, uncertainty, US tariffs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!

PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!

SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4