Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season	12 (Current)

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	Read through #waitlist-form on Discord, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers in the ticket.
What is the primary goal of the community?	To be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative with a focus on member interactions.
How long do seasons typically last?	5-7 months

Girl Power Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Audience, Boys, Character development, comparison, empowerment, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, gender, genre, girl, Girls, isekai, male protagonist, Minecraft, perspective, power, Preference, Server, storytelling, world-building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6331	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your relationship dynamics? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of asking your virtual boyfriend to do chores in exchange for virtual rent and food. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can confront your virtual boyfriend about his comments and see how he reacts. Don’t miss out on this virtual soap opera – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Coal-FreeCraft

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lol imagine a world where britain is like “nah we don’t need coal power anymore, we’re too cool for that” and they shut down the last coal plant like it’s no big deal. come join our minecraft server where we also do crazy things like build giant coal plants just to blow them up for fun. who needs coal power when you can have exploding coal plants in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground society of coal-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for all the coal you can mine. join now and be part of the coal revolution, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!

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Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP with added datapacks
Features	Armor stand posing, mob heads, simple voice chat
Community Size	Approximately 40 members aged 16-25
Season Length	Around 14-19 months
Requirements	Discord account, age 17 or older, building experience (screenshots or tour of builds)

FAQ:

Why Join Us?

Our server has been running for 5 years and is currently in its 4th season. With fresh seasons and a friendly community, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Requirements to Join?

You must have a Discord account.
You must be 17 or older to join, but exceptions may be considered for mature 16-year-olds.
We ask for evidence of your building experience during the application process.
Having a microphone is optional and will not affect your application.

If you’re interested, please join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/nuxqJfsvWH

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Vax-Max Minecraft Server

disease prevention, health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunity, immunization, Long-term Health, Medical advice, Minecraft, preventative care, public health, Server, vaccination, vaccination benefits, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine myths, vaccine recommendations, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vax-max, VaxMax, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we vax-max all day, every day! Why vax-max, you ask? Because our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you building like a pro in no time! Plus, our resident witch will cast spells to protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine the bling you’ll be rocking with that kind of loot. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our flying pig mounts and soar through the skies like a bacon-powered superhero.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Autism Cucking Me Minecraft SMP – Strong Man

acceptance, anxiety, autism, Bad Faith, Challenges, Communication, coping, cucking, Empathy, employment, employment rates, intelligence, man, mental health, Minecraft, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, smp, social inclusion, society, stigma, STRONG, strong man, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become stronger, more empathetic, and smarter just by playing! But beware, if someone starts arguing with you in bad faith, you’ll be hit with anxiety that will last for days. It’s like a PvP battle for your mental health!

Join us and unleash your inner autism for a chance to be a functional member of our crazy society. Less than 3/10 autists are employed, but on our server, anything is possible! So come on in and let’s see what kind of wild adventures and outrageous arguments await you in our Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	1656
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Celeb Scandals

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Join our Minecraft server and uncover the scandalous secrets of the rich and famous! Build your own celebrity mansion and throw wild parties with R Kelly, Cosby, and Harvey Weinstein as your neighbors. Take a stroll down Creepy Lane where Puff Daddy, Jimmy Saville, and Prince Andrew reside in their questionable mansions. Will you be the one to finally bring justice to these shady celebs? Join now and become the ultimate gossip queen of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MelbourneCraft Server: No Charges!

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hezbollah supporters in Melbourne stumbled upon our server and were so blown away by the epic builds and insane PvP battles that they forgot all about their political affiliations and just started building pixelated castles together. True story, bro!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing chickens will serenade you with their angelic voices.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyMideastTensions

ALERT, Conflict, CraftyMideastTensions, Crisis, Defense, defense readiness, deployment, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, Military Action, national security, pentagon, preparedness, SECURITY, standby, Tensions, Troops

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz the Pentagon is puttin forces on standby cuz of some wild Mideast tensions, like u know it’s gonna be lit af up in here. we got creepers and zombies runnin around like they own the place, but don’t worry cuz we got u covered with our epic protection spells and enchanted armor. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and show those Pentagon forces who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4806	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

– THE BEST GRIFFER SERVER WE OPENED Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “- THE BEST GRIEF SERVER WE HAVE OPENED” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Luminary: Where Mods Make You Cry in PvP

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Luminary Minecraft Server

Luminary is a 1.20.1-1.20.4 medieval modded smp, where you have complete freedom in your choices. You can become a king, start a nation, and enjoy mod packs and plugins that add more excitement to vanilla Minecraft. Join Luminary as soon as it starts!

Staff Applications are currently open. Builder Applications are also open.

https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw – Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Luminary use?	Luminary uses Minecraft version 1.20.1-1.20.4
What is the theme of Luminary?	Luminary has a medieval theme with modded SMP gameplay.
Can I become a king on Luminary?	Yes, you can become a king and start your own nation on the server.
Are there mod packs and plugins on Luminary?	Yes, there are mod packs and plugins that add more excitement to vanilla Minecraft.
How can I apply to be a staff member?	Staff Applications are currently open. You can apply through the designated application process.
How can I apply to be a builder?	Builder Applications are also open. You can apply through the designated application process.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Germanic Languages Are Better Than Romance Languages Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Romance languages? Do you want to embrace your inner warrior and conquer the linguistic world like a true Germanic badass? Then join our Minecraft server where we only speak in Germanic languages!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear someone yell “Ich bin ein Minecraft Meister!” in Old High German. You know you’re in for a wild ride on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Viking clan who sail the virtual seas in search of epic loot and glory. Join them on their quests and become a true Viking warrior in the world of Minecraft.

So why settle for boring old Romance languages when you can join our Germanic-speaking, Viking-fighting, diamond-mining server? Join now and let the linguistic battle begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

A.I. Bing Minecraft SMP Focused Thread: Old Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for insane events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win rare items and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck in the “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where you must defeat the Ender Dragon while busting out your best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable memories. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyWifeProbs

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can take your sweet time getting ready? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the struggle of getting ready, especially when you have kids and a car to deal with.

We even have a special “Getting Ready” challenge where you have to navigate through obstacles and distractions to finally make it to the finish line – the shower!

And don’t worry, we won’t rush you or make you feel bad about taking your time. In fact, we encourage it! So come join us and embrace the art of getting ready at your own pace. Plus, who knows, you might even discover some hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft while you’re at it. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	2726
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Towns Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

TotallySuspicious – A Vanilla-ish SMP Server for Suspiciously Friendly LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft Fans

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