yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Magic Items Found: 7076
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8475
Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • VacayCraft SMP

    VacayCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

    Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

    So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

    AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

    join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Ores Mined: 4479 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 256 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

    NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition
    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

    not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
    The Dominion <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/zurich-zoning-fun-rent-relief/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    Lonely at Work Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Enchantments Applied: 274 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • XmasGiftDramaCraft

    XmasGiftDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

    Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

    CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

    Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

    But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockyTurnOffs

    BlockyTurnOffs
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

    GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.


    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

    A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

    Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

    A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

    A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

    Q: Will the world ever reset?

    A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

    Q: What currency is used on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

    Q: Are there public farms available for use?

    A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

    Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

    A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2917 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 6577

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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