Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.
Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP
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Punching Pixels Minecraft Server
Ashita no Joe, boxing gym, college, consequences, dream, follow your head, follow your heart, gym membership, Hajime no Ippo, high school, hurt others, Last year, mental strength, Message, Minecraft, Physical fitness, pixels, professional boxer, Punching, quit boxing, Server, wise decision, worth it
Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual boxer! Train in our custom boxing gym and challenge other players to epic matches. But be warned, just like in Ashita no Joe, the consequences of your actions may hurt others… in the game! So follow your head, not your heart, and become the champion of our server. Who needs real-life boxing when you can punch your way to victory in Minecraft? Join now and show off your virtual boxing skills!
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Marcie & Jefferson’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
adult humor, Adventure, British, comedy, dungeon crawl, episode, Escapade, Exploration, Friends, funny, humor, Jefferson, Jeffersons, Kinky, London, Marcie, Minecraft, relationships, sex dungeon, smp, tv show, Underground, Visit
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Marcie and Jefferson’s visit to a London sex dungeon (don’t ask how they ended up there, it’s a long story involving a misplaced teleportation spell and a confused llama).On our server, you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to talking trees, and who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether (rumor has it, it grants wishes).
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT or participate in a synchronized sheep shearing competition? Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and see where the craziness takes you! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.
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DadCraft Drama: Daughter Edition
Appearance, career milestone, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Drama, Edition, EMBARRASSING, event attendance, family drama, family dynamics, fashion sense, gala event, hippy lifestyle, in-laws, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, public image, rebellious phase, relationship issues, social circle, societal expectations, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter relationship, stepmother
🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy family drama but in blocky form! So, get this, we got this player (30F) who’s chilling with her MIL and husband (37M), right? And then the husband asks her to take his daughter (12F) shopping for a dress. But wait, plot twist, the daughter’s mom is teaching her extreme hippy stuff like not showering, wearing dirty clothes, and not brushing her teeth! 😱Fast forward to a gala event where the husband is receiving an award, and the wife straight up tells him she’s embarrassed to be seen with the daughter in public because she looks like a homeless child! 🤣 Even the MIL agrees that the daughter shouldn’t come to the event because she’ll make them look bad.
Like, can you imagine the chaos and hilarity that would go down on our server? Join now for a wild ride of family drama and fashion disasters in Minecraft form! 😂✨👗🧼 #MinecraftMadness
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LifeCraft: Epic Fails & Wins!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava just by stumbling upon the Diamond Unicorn’s lair.
So say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the insanity that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!
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ContiguousCraft: Japan vs China
Asia-Pacific, carrier, China, ContiguousCraft, Defense, diplomatic tensions, East China Sea, foreign relations, geopolitical conflict, international waters, Japan, Maritime, maritime boundaries, Military, Naval, naval incursion, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial watersso, liek, this server is liek the wildest ride of ur life, bro. u kno why? cuz we got chinese carriers entering japanese waters for the first time, yo! u wanna be part of that action? come join us and witness the craziness unfold in front of ur very eyes. u never know what u gonna see next on this server, it’s a rollercoaster of epic proportions. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, cuz this server is where the party’s at, baby!
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Fruity Frag Attack – Minecraft Server
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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A CRAZY SCIENTIFIC LAB IN MINECRAFT. WE DISCOVERED SOME WILD MOLECULAR CONFIRMATION OF A. FRAGARIAE IN CHINA, AND F. HYBRID GOT ATTACKED BY A. FRAGARIAE. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! JOIN US AND EXPLORE THE WACKY SCIENCE SIDE OF MINECRAFT. WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER BIZARRE DISCOVERIES WE’LL MAKE TOGETHER! 😂🔬🧪🔭
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WawaNet
Adventure, Custom Armor, Custom Bosses, Custom Generated Structures, Custom Tools, Economy, Exploration, Grinding Systems, in-game economy, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigame, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, PVP Game Modes, role playing, RPG, smp, Survival
WawaNet is a server with many things combined into one. Our server has: SMP, RPG, Exploration, Custom Generated Structures, Adventure, Custom Bosses, Minigames, PVP Game Modes, In-game Economy, Grinding Systems, and Custom Armor/Tools.
Join our server today! at: Java: IP: wawamc.net
Bedrock: IP: play.wawamc.net Port: 25570
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Kik Group Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join our Kik group for daily memes, hilarious videos, and the occasional dance-off competition. But beware, if you don’t bring the laughs, you’ll get kicked faster than a creeper exploding in your face!Our server is filled with insane builds, like a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Want to join a faction of players who only communicate in pig Latin? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night – it’s like watching a herd of sheep go up against a pack of wolves!
So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama while wearing a top hat, challenge a chicken to a rap battle, and build a house out of nothing but cake blocks? Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
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Cinderella SMP: Idolm@ster U149 Girls
Anime, cinderella, Cinderella Girls, Girls, idol group, idol management simulation, Idolm@ster Cinderella Girls, IDOLMSTER, IDOLS, Japanese media franchise, Kaoru, Kaoru Ryuzaki, long tail tags, mobile game, Music, smp, Thread, U149, U149 unit, video game, virtual idols
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Kaoru has created the most epic SMP ever!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic PvP battles with enchanted diamond swords.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join Kaoru’s SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe.
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CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server
12 people, Accommodation, Annual, Bed.., Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, DRIVE, family get together, get together, hotel room, mad, Minecraft, privacy, Server, shower, sister, sister’s house, sleeping arrangements, time off work, wasted time, wellness check, WiFi
Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t make you feel like you’re crashing at your sister’s overcrowded house during a family get-together? Look no further! Our server offers unlimited wifi, no line-ups for showers, and most importantly, no sleeping on couches or floors!Join us and escape the chaos of family gatherings gone wrong. We promise you won’t have to call off any get-togethers or waste anyone’s time. Plus, we won’t judge you for booking a hotel room instead of suffering through a cramped house situation. So come on over and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!
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KidKareKrew
anger, Babysitting, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, exclusion, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, Family Therapy, KidKareKrew, parenting, Resentment, sibling favoritism, sibling jealousy, sibling neglect, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings
Are you tired of being the black sheep of the family? Do your older siblings treat you like a pesky fly that they just can’t swat away? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!Join our server and escape the clutches of your anti-brother sisters who have been plotting your disappearance since the dawn of time. Build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate having a brother around.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical potions that can turn your sisters into frogs (just kidding…or are we?). Take revenge on those who have tormented you for years in the real world by unleashing your wrath in the virtual world.
So come on down to our server and show your sisters that boys can play games too, and they better watch out because you’re not just a brother, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to conquer all!
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SushiCraft: Carrier Invasion!
Asia-Pacific region, carrier, China, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Maritime, maritime boundaries, military presence, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Navy, SECURITY, SushiCraft, territorial disputes, territorial incursions, territorial waters
OMG guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like Japan vs China but in Minecraft form! Imagine sailing ur ship into each other’s waters and battling it out like true warriors. Will u be a samurai or a ninja? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be epic!Join now and be part of the historic moment when China’s carrier entered Japan’s waters for the first time ever…in Minecraft! Who will come out on top? Will the pandas or the cherry blossoms reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join the server and let the battle begin! 🇯🇵🇨🇳
Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underwater temple filled with treasure guarded by a giant squid. Will u be brave enough to face the tentacled beast and claim the riches for yourself? Or will u end up as sushi for the squid? Only time will tell on this crazy server! 🦑💰
So what are u waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Japan vs China in Minecraft – it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🎮🔥
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Berry Tea Red Wine Land
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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA FLAVONOIDS U NEED TO AVOID DEMENTIA! WE GOT BERRIES, TEA, AND RED WINE GALORE! EAT SIX EXTRA SERVINGS A DAY AND U COULD LOWER UR RISK BY 28! U WANNA KEEP UR BRAIN JUICY AND FRESH LIKE A BERRY? JOIN NOW AND GET UR DOSE OF FLAVONOIDS! #BERRYBRAINLOLZ #REDWINEROCKS #TEATIMEFUN
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EuroCraft
Adventure, Community, Entertainment, EuroCraft, EuroCraft adventure, EuroCraft community, EuroCraft entertainment, EuroCraft fun, EuroCraft gaming, EuroCraft multiplayer, EuroCraft online, EuroCraft server, Fun, Gaming, growth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Prison, Server, Survival, Towny, VanillaA new server that comes with a desire to grow with many things that will make your time on it not boring. I invite you to enter EUROCRAFT
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Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server
America, Brazil, Catholic, corrupt, DESPERATE, excepțional, iberophones, identity crisis, Irrelevant, LARGEST, Latin America, Latinx, loudest, Minecraft, obvious, overshadowed, painfully, Poor, Powerful, Relevant, Server, Struggling, thirdie, Wishful thinking
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more extra than Brazil’s carnival? Look no further! Our server is like the America of Minecraft servers, except we’re not just loud and irrelevant – we’re exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure! Join us and be part of the largest and craziest community of players who are ready to take on any challenge, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show Brazil who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!