TortugaMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Porky Pixel Paradise 1.20

alternative cuisine, Anus, bizarre food, culinary adventures, culinary taboo, earth dollars, eccentric dining habits, excessive eating, forbidden pleasures, gastronomic exploration, indulgence, offbeat desires, Paradise, peculiar taste, PIXEL, pork feast, pork indulgence, porky, strange cravings, taboo behavior, tickle, unconventional diet, uncooked pork, unusual appetite

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where eating uncooked pork is a delicacy! We offer a unique opportunity to tickle virtual anuses in exchange for earth dollars. Don’t miss out on this wild and wacky adventure!

EagleEyePartyCentral

aita, apartment, city hall, EagleEyePartyCentral, Eagles, Friends, Guilt, Invested, limited space, logical, nj, Packers fan, Patriots fan, Philadelphia, seating, significant others, super bowl, Upset, watch party

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ores Mined:	8955
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can host epic watch parties for the Eagles (or any other team)? Look no further! Our server may not have a small office or a three seat recliner couch, but we do have virtual seating for all your friends (and their significant others, even if they’re Packers or Patriots fans)!

Join us for a Super Bowl celebration like no other, where you can walk down to our virtual City Hall and celebrate with the rest of the city (virtually, of course). Don’t worry about limited space or seating, because in our Minecraft world, the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and show your team spirit, no matter who you root for. And remember, in our world, everyone is an Eagles fan (or at least they can pretend to be for the day). See you there!

VintageVibesMC

antiquated, bring back, bygone era, cherished relics, childhood favorites, extinct items, fond memories, forgotten treasures, lost treasures, Nostalgia, obsolete, old world charm, Relics, relics of the past, Resurrected, Revival, sentimental favorites, treasures of the past, vintage, vintage finds, VintageVibesMC

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Void Armor Forged:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Animals Bred:	114
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchantments Applied:	211
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Remember the good old days when dinosaurs roamed the Earth? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve brought them back to life! That’s right, you can ride a T-Rex to battle creepers or have a pet Triceratops to help you mine for diamonds. And that’s not all – we also have unicorns, dragons, and even a friendly neighborhood Loch Ness Monster. So if you want to experience a world where the impossible is possible, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

Starlink Smackdown Minecraft Server

Business, Competition, contracts, Corruption, elon musk, ENEMY, Government, innovation, international relations, Investigating, investigation, Legal, Minecraft, Procurement, Satellite, Server, SmackDown, Space, spacex, starlink, Technology, Ukraine, usaid

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than elon musk’s enemy usaid investigating starlink’s contracts in ukraine. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks. our community is more lit than a nether portal on fire. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us.

TeslaCraft: Exposing Blocky Personalities!

Automotive Industry, Bank of Nordea, blocky, climate change, collapsing, consumer behavior, Driving, electric cars, electric vehicles, elon musk, environmental impact, Europe, Exposes, Exposing, innovation, Investments, luxury cars, Personalities, renewable energy, Sales, sustainable transportation, Technology, tesla, TeslaCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7334
New Chunks Explored:	222428	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

LOLZZZ come join our epic minecraft server, where driving a tesla is the only way to get around!! 😂😂 our head of investments from the bank of nordea said it best, “driving a tesla exposes who you are” so come show off your true self in our virtual world!! we have insane builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground tesla racing track 🏎️💨 join now and let your inner tesla lover shine!! #tesla4life #minecraftmadness 😜🤪

Alphabet Jam Land

alphabet, children, creativity, education, Jam, Land, Language, learning, learning styles, memorization, Music, nursery rhymes, phonics, Recitation, Repetition, singing, songs, teaching, Versions, vocalization, Ways

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

So, like, imagine a place where the alphabet is sung in the most epic way possible. Like, the letters come to life and start dancing around you as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s like a musical extravaganza mixed with hardcore survival mode.

And get this, there’s a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have a taste for adventure. They’ll guide you through mazes and challenges that will blow your mind. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end that’s filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! The sky is always raining diamonds and emeralds, so you can just stand there and collect them like it’s no big deal. And the sunsets are so beautiful that you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

So, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the alphabet comes to life and pigs talk. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Pixel News Network

audience engagement, BIAS, credibility, democrats, Disinformation, Impact, Independents, Journalism, local news, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Newspapers, partisan attacks, Perception, PIXEL, polarization, Politics, Republican voters, study, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Crops Grown:	5837	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magic Items Found:	6645
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally immune to partisan attacks? well, look no further, cuz our server is, like, the safest place for all u republican, democrat, and independent players out there! no more getting ur views messed up by fake news and biased reporting, just pure minecraft fun!

join us and u’ll be protected from all those nasty attacks that try to mess with ur head. u can build ur dream world without worrying about someone trying to brainwash u with their propaganda. plus, our server is, like, super cool and full of awesome players who just wanna have a good time.

so come on over and join us for the most epic minecraft experience ever! u won’t regret it, trust me. just leave all that political drama behind and let’s have some fun together!

What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?

ahgren, Chat, decides, Gaming, lud, ludwig, ludwigahgren, Minecraft, Server, Stream

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	102	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist who is considered one of the most significant and influential figures in the history of classical music. Born in 1770 in Bonn, Beethoven began his musical career at a young age and quickly gained recognition for his talent. He moved to Vienna in his early twenties, where he studied under renowned composers such as Haydn and quickly established himself as a prodigious talent. Beethoven’s music is known for its innovative and expressive qualities, and he is particularly well-known for his symphonies, piano sonatas, and string quartets. Despite facing significant personal struggles, including hearing loss, Beethoven continued to create groundbreaking music until his death in 1827. His work remains a cornerstone of classical music repertoire and continues to inspire musicians and audiences around the world.

Axion Kingdom

Adventure, Axion, bespoke, Community, Development, friendship, Kingdom, Memories, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, nonsense, Owners, pay to win, Players, Plot, Plot World, Plugins, PvP, safe haven, smp, Survival, Trade

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft Nostalgia
Discord Link	Join our Discord

Tired of joining servers that feel more like corporate empires than the classic survival worlds we grew up with? We’re here to bring back the real experience—a survival multiplayer world with no unnecessary plugins, no game-breaking mods, and no greedy owners looking to profit.

Features

Pure Survival PVP – Battle, explore, and survive just like the good old days.
Safe Plot World – A protected zone where PVP is disabled, claim your own plot to build epic bases or trade shops.
No Pay-to-Win, No Nonsense – Just Minecraft as it was meant to be.

If you miss the true Minecraft experience, come join us. A world built for nostalgia—by players, for players.

Currently in Development!

We want this server to be shaped by the players who will call it home. Join us early, be part of our growing community, and help craft a truly bespoke Minecraft experience built for nostalgia—by players, for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players who follow the rules.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	We have a strict no-griefing policy and any form of cheating is not allowed.
Can I create my own faction or join an existing one?	Yes, players are free to create factions or join existing ones for cooperative gameplay.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21

ambiguity, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, Cryptic, deciphering, Decoding, double meaning, dream, Enigmatic, hidden message, implication, inference, inscrutable, insinuation, Interpretation, Meaning, misunderstanding, mystic, perplexity, puzzling, Realms, uncertainty

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like seriously!

We got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they breakdance instead of attacking you. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

Plus, our diamonds are actually made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. So you can mine and snack at the same time, what a time to be alive!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

MineCraftMommaLaborChat

Apology, Birth, Braxton hicks, c-section, Childbirth, Communication, contractions, Experience, facebook, false labor, family, GOOGLE, Group Chat, Hospital, judgment, Labor, MineCraftMommaLaborChat, Pregnancy, SIL, sister-in-law, text

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	3

🤣👶🏼 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even giving birth can cause drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with contractions, labor updates, and unsolicited advice from your in-laws.

🤰🏼 Picture this: you’re in labor, sending updates to your family chat, and suddenly your sister-in-law starts sending you articles about false labor and Braxton Hicks. Who does that?! But hey, at least you can multitask and clap back mid-contraction like a boss.

🤯 And the plot thickens! After being told you weren’t dilated enough to be admitted, you go home only to rush back to the hospital a few hours later and pop out a baby like it’s nobody’s business. Sil’s reaction? Unfriending you on Facebook. 🤷🏼‍♀️

🤔 So, were you the a-hole for standing up for yourself while in labor? Join our server and let’s discuss this wild ride of a story. Who knew childbirth could be so entertaining? 😂👶🏼🎮

FlavorFrenzy SMP

cold treat, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, favorite flavor, favorite ice cream, favorite ice cream flavor, flavor, FlavorFrenzy, frozen dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, ice cream flavor, indulgence, smp, Summer treat, SWEET, sweet treat, Tasty, Treat, yummy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7381	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with talking pigs who were planning a rebellion against the evil sheep overlords. It was wild, man.

And the best part is, the server has unlimited ice cream for everyone! Like, you can literally build an ice cream castle and rule over your ice cream subjects while riding a giant ice cream cone into battle. It’s totally insane but in a totally awesome way.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination and the amount of ice cream you can eat in one sitting. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafting Diamonds on a Budget

affordability, Budget, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, Crafting, diamonds, diminishing returns, economic impact, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high-priced goods, inflation, Luxury items, not worth buying, Overpriced, price gouging, price hikes, price inflation, rising costs, unaffordable

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Have you ever tried to buy a diamond sword in real life? Yeah, didn’t think so. But on our Minecraft server, diamond swords are so cheap you can buy one for the price of a single potato! Join us and experience a world where everything is ridiculously affordable, from enchanted armor to rare items like dragon eggs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to deck out your character in the most epic gear without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground market where you can trade with villagers for even crazier deals. So why waste your emeralds on overpriced gear when you can join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire for less than the cost of a pumpkin pie?

GazaGiggles Minecraft Server

Ambassador, Conflict, Diplomacy, forced out, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGiggles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israeli, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, palestinians, peace negotiations, political tensions, Refugee Crisis, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, united nations, united nations resolutions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build the craziest shiz ever and have the most lit parties in the virtual world. u know who else shouldn’t be forced out of places? our players, cuz once u join u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. we got pixelated fireworks, giant statues of creepers, and even a secret underground lava dance club. plus, our mods are like the israeli ambassador – they’ll make sure u feel safe and welcome in our virtual paradise. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, cuz this server is where dreams come true (unless ur dreaming of not having fun, then u should probz go somewhere else).

LulaCraft: Musk Defeated, Europe Bound

bound, Brazil, Business, collaboration, Competition, cooperation, defeated, Economy, Europe, Global, Government, innovation, leadership, Lula, LulaCraft, Musk, Négotiation, Politics, south america, strategy, success, Technology, Victory

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5272
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

so, like, this server is like, the wildest place ever, dude. like, brazil and musk had this epic battle and brazil totally kicked musk’s butt, like, whoa. now lula, the boss of brazil, is like, sharing all his notes with europe on this server. you gotta join, man. you’ll be part of this epic saga, like, fighting off crazy mobs and building the coolest structures ever. plus, you might even get to hang out with lula and hear all his crazy stories. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, dude!

Players:	110/600	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3