Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!

Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Dimension Hops: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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