Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!

Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
Holy Grails Found: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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