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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 250 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 95 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!
