Top Secret Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	91287
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crops Grown:	1914	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Animals Bred:	199
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	194174	Dragon Eggs Found:	4442
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Emeralds Found:	5159	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	284
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	620	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Players:	102/800	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433