Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Everwild

21, Additions, Armor Poser, BKpgXwzD, Chat, Discord, discord/MC, dragon elytra drop, Everwild, hard mode, Head Drops, Minecraft tags, Miniblocks, No Resets, NZ/AUZ, redye, Sit, smp, smp server, username, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2637
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Resets	No resets
Difficulty	Hard mode
Additional Features	Voice chat, armor poser, head drops, miniblocks, /sit, dragon elytra drop, redye, discord/MC chat, and more!

Join our discord server and let us know your username: https://discord.gg/BKpgXwzD

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Check with an admin before using any mods.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	Contact a moderator or admin through discord to report any player misconduct.
Can I build my own structures on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures within the server rules.

Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, Broly, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball fandom, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball manga, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball universe, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Minecraft, movie announcement, save us, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, toei animation, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	616003
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, only on this server can you find the secret to saving the world – through making a movie announcement! I know, sounds cray cray, but trust me, it’s the only way to stop the impending doom. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and make that blockbuster announcement that will save us all. Don’t be a square, join now!

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Emeralds Found:	4243	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crops Grown:	1358
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8768	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7086	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6066
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2056	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!