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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4966 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 341 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.