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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3087 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.