==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 724 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.
With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 713 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 788 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!
3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.
4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!
5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
