==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 296 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9120 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7504 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!
3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.
4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!
5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4165 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
