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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6857 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 279 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8796 |
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