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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6234 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 1291 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8061 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!