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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6918 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5843 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
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