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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Towns Built:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	3036
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mines Excavated:	1044
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	4229
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	106	Secret Passages Found:	7

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Animals Bred:	83	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	4803	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Star Shards Collected:	185
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ores Mined:	939
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	9934	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Star Shards Collected:	265

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2023
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Emeralds Found:	1440
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	92/200	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8351	Mines Excavated:	4793
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2