Toilet Teleportation Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	6557
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ocd

When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Crops Grown:	2967
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BRAJO

READING

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	7708	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Spyte PvP

We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1899	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BogRealms

BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HeilCraft

HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AgedCraft

Welcome to Agedcraft.

Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

We hope you enjoy the server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7065	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

UrbanCraftNetwork

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2498
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TitanPvP

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Terminal

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Treasure Island

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Treasure Island is a pirate themed network for all ages. We currently offer the following gamemodes…

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Crops Grown:	6202	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	338

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Gildorym

Roleplay, Survival

So fancy trying yourself to become a rich land owner? A Powerful Mage? A Master Assassin? or even just content running your farm, or local smithy? The choice is entirely yours..

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Grueworld.dk

Economy

Danish server with a mixed crowd of players aged 10+ – Server has been offline for the past 6 years, but will be starting up again

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypercraft.pl

I RECOMMEND 46.29.20.227

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!